My name is Joel, I live in massachusetts. I don't eat animals, sometimes I get kicked out of hockey leagues for fighting too much.
Hannah Cohen - Don’t Say
The worst part of my day is listening to my roommate’s girlfriend complain about her day every single day. I don’t know how boys or girls date girls or boys that complain about anything. Date mac and cheese or a calzone, don’t date a complainer.
It sucks that I only get to see my girlfriend on friday nights. But at least we get to cuddle in my bed all night. (My girlfriend is a humongous bowl of mac and cheese that I can’t even finish that my cat will end up eating and possibly peeing in). We are in love.
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
Ringworm - Justice Replaced By Revenge
There’s no choice. It’s justice replaced by revenge.